When you've got a package headed for you house, the stakes always feel pretty high. What if you miss the delivery man? What if the package gets stolen? What if, for some reason, your delivery guy secretly hates you and will do whatever it takes to make sure your precious cargo never arrives?

Delivery-inspired neuroses are common, and that's why these cats have decided to be proactive about what's being dropped off at their front door. These hilarious notes to the delivery guy will crack you up — not just because they're effective, but because we've all probably thought of doing the same.

#1. He really needs that package.

He really needs that package.

#2. Toblerone is always a good choice.

#3. Just letting you know.

#4. This sounds like a tense situation.

This sounds like a tense situation.

#5. This is how you get into the delivery person's good graces.

#6. A thoughtful missive.

#7. This person is very supportive of their delivery superhero.

#8. It's kind of like a doorbell, isn't it?

#9. At least he was honest about it.

#10. Don't disturb the beast.

Don't disturb the beast.

#11. Just keeping it real.

#12. Let's hope this UPS guy was chill about it.

Let's hope this UPS guy was chill about it.

#13. That's one way to do it.

#14. He wasn't kidding.

#15. At least the owner knows no one can get it up there.

#16. Signed, the Lord of the Packages.

Signed, the Lord of the Packages.

#17. Yikes.

Yikes.

#18. They're getting this package no matter what.

#19. This was a low moment for her.

This was a low moment for her.

#20. And finally, a clever way to combat local thievery.

And finally, a clever way to combat local thievery.

Next, hilarious doorbell notes.

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